I am Danno. I am not actually 3,655 years old, I am really only five. Don't listen to anybody who says otherwise, they're lying. If it was a strange light that led you to my blog I recommend you turn back immediately because the light is not your friend. If it was a disembodied voice saying I have cookies than by all means stay awhile as long as you realize I don't actually have any cookies, they were all eaten by the ghost of themes past, but don't worry, he only eats cookies and small children.